In Bed byHoroscope (Men) · Western Zodiac

For the Aries male, sex can be as much about the chase as it can be about the final conquest. You see intercourse as an achievement. In fact, one might go so far as to say that you see each act as another notch on your belt. You need a partner that will stand up to the challenge that you offer: boredom in sex is the surest turn-off that can possibly occur for you. You are a visual lover, and need a pretty exterior to get your juices flowing. Any sexual partner that you might have must be stylish and debonair, whether in or out of their clothes. Don't get caught up into thinking that your partner is some sort of rival, or that sex is a contest with a clearly defined winner and loser. Once this occurs, all the fun is lost. Try to keep the process playful.

A Taurus male regards sex as one of the most natural pleasures in the world, and you need a steady diet of it in order to keep from becoming grouchy! Nudity is no shame for you, as you feel completely comfortable inside of your skin regardless of how you look in terms of artificial standards of attraction. Sex is never some sort of power game for you: it is always about maximum pleasure for both yourself and your partner. Nothing kinky here, either: you prefer to play it straight down the middle. You have a tendency to prefer sexual partners with a bit of meat on their bones, as those with excessive slimness tend to evoke unpalatable visions of pedophilia in your mind. You take all your entertainments seriously, and sex is no exception!

When the Gemini male makes love, you often use it as an outlet for all of your seething inner emotional turmoil. You enjoy variety in bed, with plenty of new and interesting positions: you're the sort who'll run through the entire Kama Sutra, then turn it upside down and work your way back to page one. You are often more interested in the closeness and companionship that accompany sex than the sexual act itself. You enjoy all the silly romantic apparatus of an affair, and as long as you get your required amount of sack time, it all tends to come up roses, at least until familiarity and the inevitable boredom rear their ugly twin heads. Then you're prone to hit the road, until your next encounter.

For the Cancer male, love and sex are one and the same: you find it impossible to engage in making love to a person with whom you are not in love in the passionate sense. You don't care for a complicated sex life, so you tend to fix upon the absolute ideal mate and stay with them for as long as possible (try not to pick someone who does not feel the same way about things as you do, you tend to blow everything out of proportion with those who are merely looking for a moment's good time). You may experience certain physiological problems unless you are thoroughly relaxed and secure in your love nest, so it's important for you to make sure that all the right doors are locked and the phone is off the hook. Don't let performance anxiety add to the problem: the more you want it to happen, the less it will happen.

The Leo male regards the sexual act as a personal playground: you feel free and unrestrained, and are willing to try plenty of new positions, even some that you've just made up on the spot. In fact, for you it's all about the ego tripping and self-glorification of the conquest, to the extent that you may neither know nor care about your partner's satisfaction, or even their name. Selfish? Perhaps, but you sure promise, and deliver, a wild ride, such that their partner may wind up feeling rather flattered despite themselves. Any idea of incapacity is anathema to you, and if you do experience anything along those lines, you will be too mortified to consider seeking professional help, preferring to keep it a secret. You enjoy using sex to make new friends.

The Virgo male will tend to engage in the sexual act only with those who have won their confidence: you like to keep everything on the q.t. to avoid spreading rumors, beneficial or otherwise. When you do hit the hay it is an act performed to a standard of strict natural purity, which isn't nearly half as grim as it sounds, as you have great deal of authentic zest for sex that it takes the right person to reveal. You are definitely the marrying kind, and have no problem with long periods of celibacy as you search for that special someone, which could take a while, as your standards are exacting. You have an abiding interest in sexual technique, and may take great pains to assemble a library of reference works with which to bone up on your technique in an idle minute.

When the male Libra makes love it is not always a passionate experience, unless your mind is fully on the task at hand: otherwise the intellectual attentions wander, and you will be thinking about something else before you know it. You appear to be calm, confident and in control most of the time, but you often suffer from a lack of confidence with regard to your abilities. This is not to say that you aren't interested in sex: you are. But the influence of the mass media has presented you with images of perfect beauty and unattainable desire, and you have a hard time finding people in real life that can possibly match up to these impossible standards. You are addicted to the idea, and the reality of the situation can often depress you, which affects your performance.

The male Scorpio associates the sexual act with two-part process: the desire to cathartically express and expunge the seething mass of pent-up passions within your mind, coupled with the desire to erase oneself completely, to lose oneself in the act and so, in effect, "die" for a one brief moment. This coupling of sex and death is most readily intelligible and necessary for you, although you'd have a hard time explaining it to your partners. It certainly makes sexual intercourse very important for you: Scorpio males are the most oversexed members of the entire Western Zodiac. You are always forthright and sincere in your expression of either love or lust, without leading your partner into the wrong conclusions. You also enjoy a variety of techniques.

The male Sagittarius regards the realm of sexual endeavor as another adventure to be enjoyed and another world to conquer. You enjoy going out on a limb for love, and this may lead to exhibitionism in some pretty extravagant public locales: be sure to have a good explanation if caught! You enjoy foreplay, and are good at it, as you are very much the touchy- feely sort, with a lot of cuddling and caressing both before and after the main event. Common intellectual interests are a sine qua non for you, because without them you can't even begin to imagine the sort of closeness of mind that must, in your book, precede a closeness of the body. In some cases, a great big hug can be worth ten times its weight in more intimate behavior to you, when it comes to the expression of inner emotions.

The male Capricorn knows no distinction between love and sex: you prefer to combine the two whenever possible. Casual sex is not for you, as you are the marrying kind with a vengeance. Capricorns mate for life, and enjoy large families, so you'd better prepare yourself for your patriarchal duties. A few wild oats may be sown when young, but all in all, you're better off settling down, seeing as how a stable family life will provide you with the support (and incentive) you need to advance your career. You will know by instinct when you have found the correct partner for yourself, and when you do, sex will transform itself into a magic ritual that results in complete and total fulfillment. This is what you aim at in the act of love: total satisfaction of both partners.

The male Aquarius prefers to approach sex as more of an intellectual pursuit than a physical pursuit. Hygiene and contraception are paramount in your gallery of erotic practices. A little bit goes a long way with you: you find intimacy distasteful and "would not find sex so objectionable were it not for its contactual aspect." Verbal quarreling can take the place for you of other, more tangible demonstrations of togetherness, although your partner might neither understand nor enjoy this approach to the relationship. You do a great deal of personal soul-searching, but have a very difficult time in appreciating the thought processes of others. You are rarely if ever jealous: you yourself have been known to experiment with "extracurricular activities" from time to time.

The male Pisces considers the act of love an outlet more for romantic feelings than for profane desires. You are less interested in sex than in the mutual expressions of caring that precede and follow intercourse. This doesn't mean that you are disinterested in the subject. Indeed, you may seek (and find) several lovers simultaneously, but much of your predilection can be chalked up to a need for personal reassurance regarding your abilities. As a member of the most compassionate Sign of the Western Zodiac, you will show a deep and true love for a partner who has mental problems or physical deformities. Any traumatic event that may occur for your beloved will be immediately consoled away by you, preferably in the horizontal position.