Men byHoroscope · Western Zodiac

As an Aries male, you are first and foremost a creature of the body. You are strong and energetic, with good posture, erect carriage and an irresistible sex appeal. You are very stylish and would never be caught dead in last year's glad rags. You fear the infirmity of age and the inevitability of death, and wear an air of total self-assurance to compensate for this. You are not afraid to take the initiative, but you do expect some backup from others when the conflict begins. You will win by any means necessary, but will not stoop to trickery. You have a very strong sense of fair play. You cannot ameliorate this streak of competitiveness, even if you wished to do so. You have the unpleasant habit of treating other human beings as objects to be possessed.

The Taurus male may be inclined to stoutness, if you don't go to the gym regularly. Short and stocky, you are rather hirsute and have been known to grow a quite respectable beard. You are very materialistic and have considerable financial know-how, because you're always looking at the bottom line in any situation. You enjoy your creature comforts and will work long hard hours to feel that you have earned them. You are always on the lookout for scam artists, as you can't bear the thought of dishonest business dealings. You are low-key and unpretentious, and you prefer to let your actions speak for themselves. You can be uncomfortably suspicious when placed in new and unfamiliar surroundings.

The male Gemini is tall and slim of build. You are, in fact, more often than not an athlete of some sort. You are agile and dexterous, with a quick sharp glance that constantly seeks out new objects to question. You are also prone to balding early in life. You are eager for human contact, friendly and persuasive, and could sell iceboxes to Inuits if given the chance. You enjoy working on several projects all at the same time, but your real adversary here is quality control. Your excess nervous energy may manifest itself in boredom, leading you to change your life pattern several times over the course of the years. You are known among your sizeable collection of acquaintances for your wit, intelligence and verve.

The Cancer male is remarkable for his prominent bone structure and irregular dental work. You may have a bit of an overbite, or an endearing crooked tooth. You have a tendency to put on or take off the pounds at will, due to you binge eating habits when stressed. You prefer to dress well but conservatively, and hate to stand out in a crowd. When at home (which is often), you enjoy the comfort and security of dressing down in your favorite, worn-in clothing, which you rarely alter. You hate being in the spotlight, and will do anything not to attract surplus attention. You prefer to be secure in all things, and regard unwontedly personal discussions as a breach of that security. You have a good head for business. You have a very close relationship with your mother.

The Leo male is generally slim and athletic, and reasonably proud of his prowess on the sporting field. You're also a sexual playboy, and will dress stylishly to fulfill this aspect of your personality. You're tall, with very good posture. You like to show off a great deal, and if you're ever physically incapacitated, you will swiftly move to excel in some compensatory endeavor. You are extremely loyal and expect your friends to provide the same loyalty in return. You court excitement, and will spend a great deal of money to make every night spent out on the town a blaze of glory. You are as generous with your love and affection as you are with your material wealth, but you expect to be virtually worshipped in the meanwhile.

The Virgo male generally has a high forehead, with a receding hairline and a straight nose. You are also very tall, and seem even more so because of your excellent posture. You are practical and quite unsentimental, and refuse to budge so much as an inch when it comes to your personal beliefs, logical or illogical, because you have a way of considering the illogical logical as long as it's your illogic. You have a tremendous love of work, and your only conception of a vacation is to work a little less intensely than is usual for you. You have a good eye for the little details, which means you can excel at creative work because you notice more about that which you study in order to mimic it accurately. No matter how trivial, you take your responsibilities very seriously indeed.

The male Libra's finest quality is your voice. It is clear and could charm rocks into moving. This is not to say that your appearance is sub- par. Libras have very fine bone structure, balanced features, and an inborn sense of style that dovetails nicely with an incorrigible vanity. You are also fairly trim, unless that negative laziness factor has overcome you recently. You have the ability to make money, which is good because you also have the ability to throw it away on trifles just to bring happiness to yourself and those around you. You are interested in the fine arts and prefer refined, sophisticated settings in which to thrive. You may have a hard time making decisions, and need to gather as much information as possible in order to be sure that you've made the correct one for the situation. You are very free with your advice.

The male Scorpio is possessed of strong features, with penetrating eyes, thick eyebrows, and sensuous lips. You have an athletic and well- proportioned body, even it is a bit on the hirsute side. You have to concentrate to maintain your dignity in stress situations, due to your irascible temper. You will always be sure to take the credit that rightfully belongs to you, and will always fight for your rights. You never forget a kindness or an injury, and you are fiercely loyal to those that you consider your friends, and will go to any extent to aid them when they are in distress. You are quite courageous when under fire, whether metaphorically or literally. Whether you choose to descend to the depths or ascend the heights, you will do either with great gusto.

The male Sagittarius may be compared to a wild stallion. You prefer to keep your hair long, as you feel that it enhances your image of devil-may-care freedom. You will retain a youthful appearance well into later life. You strong sense of self-confidence adds poise to your stance in any crowd. You are a risk taker to a fault, and actually enjoy a sense of physical danger, much to the chagrin of your more timorous associates. You always say exactly what is on your mind, and have no sense of tact whatsoever, which makes you a very poor negotiator. You are very witty, and have a good memory for facts and figures. You detractors might wish to point out that you tend to look out for number one a bit more than is strictly feasible among friends.

The male Capricorn is typically stocky of build, with sharp, penetrating eyes and prominent white teeth. You are very conscious of your appearance, and will never dress down for any occasion, which may lead to you looking out of place at more casual get-togethers. As one might infer from the previous statement, you have a strong sense of the proprieties and are extremely polite, refusing to sacrifice your sense of personal dignity no matter what the situation. You prefer to avoid the spotlight. You are very wary of close contact with others, preferring to weigh fully the exact worth of another before you unbend a bit and allow them to get to know you in a social way. This approach makes you seem cold and distant to the casual acquaintance.

The male Aquarius is generally taller than the average citizen, with long bone structure and a strong, solid build. You have a rugged profile and broad, high forehead, nicely characteristic of the cerebral nature within you that you prize so highly. You are quite guarded in revealing your feelings, preferring instead to adopt a "hail-fellow-well-met" facade that works well in mixed company. You have a wide range of interests, but are especially attracted to that which is unknown and unknowable. You are a man of exceedingly fair and upright mind and have your very own unshakeable personal moral code that you will refuse to deviate from, for any reason. You are intuitive to a fault, yet strangely practical when it comes to the bottom line.

The male Pisces is tall, with a somewhat clumsy appearance mediated by your broad shoulders. You have few if any prejudices, and are open-minded almost to a fault, if such a thing is possible. You are known to subsist solely upon the stuff of your dreams, and have few complaints of a material nature, as you are satisfied with very little. This satiety shall serve you well, as you have no use for fame and success for their own sake, and so rarely make a killing in the market. You are knowledgeable in many subjects, but prefer to keep this knowledge to yourself unless pressed for content. You excel at becoming emotionally involved in every little plot development of your life, even if the results end up hurting you in the end, as they often do.