Western Horoscope
Men byHoroscope

Aries
As an Aries male, you are first and foremost a creature of the body. You
are strong and energetic, with good posture, erect carriage and an
irresistible sex appeal. You are very stylish and would never be caught
dead in last year's glad rags. You fear the infirmity of age and the
inevitability of death, and wear an air of total self-assurance to
compensate for this.
You are not afraid to take the initiative, but you do expect some backup
from others when the conflict begins. You will win by any means necessary,
but will not stoop to trickery. You have a very strong sense of fair
play. You cannot ameliorate this streak of competitiveness, even if you
wished to do so. You have the unpleasant habit of treating other human
beings as objects to be possessed.

Taurus
The Taurus male may be inclined to stoutness, if you don't go to the gym
regularly. Short and stocky, you are rather hirsute and have been known to
grow a quite respectable beard. You are very materialistic and have
considerable financial know-how, because you're always looking at the
bottom line in any situation.
You enjoy your creature comforts and will work long hard hours to feel that
you have earned them. You are always on the lookout for scam artists, as
you can't bear the thought of dishonest business dealings. You are low-key
and unpretentious, and you prefer to let your actions speak for themselves.
You can be uncomfortably suspicious when placed in new and unfamiliar
surroundings.

Gemini
The male Gemini is tall and slim of build. You are, in fact, more often
than not an athlete of some sort. You are agile and dexterous, with a quick
sharp glance that constantly seeks out new objects to question. You are
also prone to balding early in life. You are eager for human contact,
friendly and persuasive, and could sell iceboxes to Inuits if given the
chance. You enjoy working on several projects all at the same time, but
your real adversary here is quality control. Your excess nervous energy may
manifest itself in boredom, leading you to change your life pattern several
times over the course of the years. You are known among your sizeable
collection of acquaintances for your wit, intelligence and verve.

Cancer
The Cancer male is remarkable for his prominent bone structure and
irregular dental work. You may have a bit of an overbite, or an endearing
crooked tooth. You have a tendency to put on or take off the pounds at
will, due to you binge eating habits when stressed. You prefer to dress
well but conservatively, and hate to stand out in a crowd.
When at home (which is often), you enjoy the comfort and security of
dressing down in your favorite, worn-in clothing, which you rarely alter.
You hate being in the spotlight, and will do anything not to attract
surplus attention. You prefer to be secure in all things, and regard
unwontedly personal discussions as a breach of that security. You have a
good head for business. You have a very close relationship with your
mother.

Leo
The Leo male is generally slim and athletic, and reasonably proud of his
prowess on the sporting field. You're also a sexual playboy, and will dress
stylishly to fulfill this aspect of your personality. You're tall, with
very good posture. You like to show off a great deal, and if you're ever
physically incapacitated, you will swiftly move to excel in some
compensatory endeavor.
You are extremely loyal and expect your friends to provide the same loyalty
in return. You court excitement, and will spend a great deal of money to
make every night spent out on the town a blaze of glory. You are as
generous with your love and affection as you are with your material wealth,
but you expect to be virtually worshipped in the meanwhile.

Virgo
The Virgo male generally has a high forehead, with a receding hairline and
a straight nose. You are also very tall, and seem even more so because of
your excellent posture. You are practical and quite unsentimental, and
refuse to budge so much as an inch when it comes to your personal beliefs,
logical or illogical, because you have a way of considering the illogical
logical as long as it's your illogic.
You have a tremendous love of work, and your only conception of a vacation
is to work a little less intensely than is usual for you. You have a good
eye for the little details, which means you can excel at creative work
because you notice more about that which you study in order to mimic it
accurately. No matter how trivial, you take your responsibilities very
seriously indeed.

Libra
The male Libra's finest quality is your voice. It is clear and could
charm rocks into moving. This is not to say that your appearance is sub-par. Libras have very fine bone structure, balanced features, and an inborn
sense of style that dovetails nicely with an incorrigible vanity. You are
also fairly trim, unless that negative laziness factor has overcome you
recently.
You have the ability to make money, which is good because you also have the
ability to throw it away on trifles just to bring happiness to yourself and
those around you. You are interested in the fine arts and prefer refined,
sophisticated settings in which to thrive. You may have a hard time making
decisions, and need to gather as much information as possible in order to
be sure that you've made the correct one for the situation. You are very
free with your advice.

Scorpio
The male Scorpio is possessed of strong features, with penetrating eyes,
thick eyebrows, and sensuous lips. You have an athletic and well-proportioned body, even it is a bit on the hirsute side. You have to
concentrate to maintain your dignity in stress situations, due to your
irascible temper. You will always be sure to take the credit that
rightfully belongs to you, and will always fight for your rights.
You never forget a kindness or an injury, and you are fiercely loyal to
those that you consider your friends, and will go to any extent to aid them
when they are in distress. You are quite courageous when under fire,
whether metaphorically or literally. Whether you choose to descend to the
depths or ascend the heights, you will do either with great gusto.

Sagittarius
The male Sagittarius may be compared to a wild stallion. You prefer to keep
your hair long, as you feel that it enhances your image of devil-may-care
freedom. You will retain a youthful appearance well into later life. You
strong sense of self-confidence adds poise to your stance in any crowd. You
are a risk taker to a fault, and actually enjoy a sense of physical danger,
much to the chagrin of your more timorous associates.
You always say exactly what is on your mind, and have no sense of tact
whatsoever, which makes you a very poor negotiator. You are very witty, and
have a good memory for facts and figures. You detractors might wish to
point out that you tend to look out for number one a bit more than is
strictly feasible among friends.

Capricorn
The male Capricorn is typically stocky of build, with sharp, penetrating
eyes and prominent white teeth. You are very conscious of your appearance,
and will never dress down for any occasion, which may lead to you looking
out of place at more casual get-togethers. As one might infer from the
previous statement, you have a strong sense of the proprieties and are
extremely polite, refusing to sacrifice your sense of personal dignity no
matter what the situation.
You prefer to avoid the spotlight. You are very wary of close contact with
others, preferring to weigh fully the exact worth of another before you
unbend a bit and allow them to get to know you in a social way. This
approach makes you seem cold and distant to the casual acquaintance.

Aquarius
The male Aquarius is generally taller than the average citizen, with long
bone structure and a strong, solid build. You have a rugged profile and
broad, high forehead, nicely characteristic of the cerebral nature within
you that you prize so highly. You are quite guarded in revealing your
feelings, preferring instead to adopt a "hail-fellow-well-met" facade that
works well in mixed company.
You have a wide range of interests, but are especially attracted to that
which is unknown and unknowable. You are a man of exceedingly fair and
upright mind and have your very own unshakeable personal moral code that
you will refuse to deviate from, for any reason. You are intuitive to a
fault, yet strangely practical when it comes to the bottom line.

Pisces
The male Pisces is tall, with a somewhat clumsy appearance mediated by your
broad shoulders. You have few if any prejudices, and are open-minded almost
to a fault, if such a thing is possible. You are known to subsist solely
upon the stuff of your dreams, and have few complaints of a material
nature, as you are satisfied with very little.
This satiety shall serve you well, as you have no use for fame and success
for their own sake, and so rarely make a killing in the market. You are
knowledgeable in many subjects, but prefer to keep this knowledge to
yourself unless pressed for content. You excel at becoming emotionally
involved in every little plot development of your life, even if the results
end up hurting you in the end, as they often do.
