
Year of the Pig
The irrepressible Pig woman is one of the liveliest Signs in the entire
Chinese zodiac. They are pathologically faithful, and perhaps, as a
necessary corollary, incurably gullible as well. However, their carefree
nature hides a heart that can be broken in a second. Once they find the
right lover, Pig women are slow to come to the boil, so they like long,
slow seductions that give their roiled emotions a chance to calm down.
They prefer their lovemaking to be sensual rather than energetic, and they
love to kiss their lover slowly and deeply as they are carried away by
waves of passion. Pig women demand that you look good at all times, despite
or perhaps because of their sloppiness in dress -- Pig ladies love a well-
dressed lover. Once under the covers, don't dazzle them with non-stop
gymnastics -- they'll yawn and fall asleep. Instead, kiss them for hours
until they melt.