Have you ever seen the Marx Brothers movie Monkey Business? Well, guess who landed the starring role? That's right -- the Monkey/Leo is the big winner! You crave attention and will do anything to get it with your Monkey-shines, which may result in your acquiring an, ahem, eccentric reputation about town if you don't use a little common sense from time to time.
Don't let your frenetic lust for novelty separate you from those who might be willing to get to know you a little bit better, and don't be afraid of commitment when the time is right. Do be afraid of your atrocious Leonine lack of tidiness, however -- you're the sort of person who will leave pizza crust under the sofa and watermelon rinds under the bed to fester for months. Beware of too much disorder in your life!