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The intimate temperament of the men of each sign. Adult entertainment reading, offered in fun and drawn from astrological tradition.

Sex (Men) · Chinese Horoscope

Year of the Rat

Year of the Rat

The male of the Rat persuasion is not shy when it comes to making sexual advances: you are in most cases the instigator of the affair, and the riskier the better, because you just can't get excited over anything safe and secure. You prefer your assignations and intrigues to be conducted in a romantic locale, safe from prying eyes and potential informers. You have the potential to provide night after night of hot, passionate jungle love. Once hooked, you tend to remain faithful. Even if you stray from time to time you'll wrack yourself with guilt, but your heart will remain committed. It's obvious that you're not the marrying kind, as your constant need for variety will defeat all but the most exceptional partner.
Year of the Ox

Year of the Ox

The male Ox can be quite timid when it comes the realm of physical love. You find it difficult to muster the initiative for sex and tend to feel uncomfortable in most sensuous surroundings. You are more turned on by a working relationship, suffused with dependability, love and trust, than by steamy sex. You have a habit of taking your lovers for granted, as your naturally uncommunicative nature does not lend itself well to the transmission of sweet nothings on a regular basis. You can be very suspicious about your partner, and will take steps to insure that you are not being cheated on, no matter what the circumstances. Of course, this tendency towards jealousy can also drive away potential bedmates, if not conducted with a modicum of secrecy.
Year of the Tiger

Year of the Tiger

The male Tiger has a great deal of physical stamina, which results in your being an imaginative and highly acrobatic lover. You are a sprinter and not a marathon man, so that, while unable to go all night long, you can pack an awful lot of loving into discrete hour-long intervals. You prefer exotic, perhaps even dangerous locations for your sexual escapades, and a zest for public lovemaking has nearly gotten you arrested on several occasions. You are a man of single partners, and if you take an extra lover along the way it will be more a matter of your assertion of your independence than it will be another affair of the heart, or even of the genitals. You prefer the inherent dazzle of the potential love rather than the sure sexual conquest.
Year of the Rabbit

Year of the Rabbit

The male Rabbit, contrary to what might be expected by such a label, does not dive into bed at the drop of a hat. You generally allow others to take the initiative in matters of the body, and prefer a lengthy "getting-to-know-one-another" process before any intimacies are allowed. Of course, once the accepted preliminaries have paved the way for you, you are an ardent lover and a faithful companion. Your sophistication appreciates romance and the arts of seduction, but is repulsed by any glimmer of raw emotion. You're also a bit of the prude in the sack, and while willing to learn, will be turned off by anything too kinky for your delicate sensibilities. Your lack of imagination will end up costing you potential bedmates if not corrected by extensive study.
Year of the Dragon

Year of the Dragon

Sex is very important to the male Dragon: you tend to see sexual expression as an expression of your personal freedom, and will begin to engage in such activities at a fairly young age for your culture and era. This can hamper your appreciation of your partner as an individual, as you will constantly be attempting to use them as merely and instrument for your own emotional ends. Nevertheless, you will perform well in bed, as you do with everything else, even if the personal touch is sometimes lacking. Should true love ever come over you unawares (as it must with all Dragons, male or female, due to your tremendous egos), you will lavish affection on your intended and go out of your way to please them by any means necessary.
Year of the Snake

Year of the Snake

The male Snake is witty, passionate and sensual, making for an excellent lover. You are well known for your use of imagination when it comes to spicing up the art of love. You use sex as a method for self-discovery and will thrive in any relationship in which your physical needs are satisfied. You enjoy physical and emotional closeness, but you have a wandering eye that you are prone to indulge once a while, to the great detriment of your more permanent associations. You are highly seductive: the opposite of the snake charmer, you charm others by being almost hypnotically attentive to them, and have no use for the rare specimens of humanity that fail to fall beneath your powerful spell. If your affections are toyed with, you are capable of a vicious backlash, complete with poison.
Year of the Horse

Year of the Horse

The male Horse is a wild stallion sexually, able to kick in the stall all night. You are very sensual, and are usually in a mad rush to consummate the relationship. You will employ any means necessary to seduce the object of your passion. You are quite enthusiastic about sex, but this can change at the drop of a hat, as you are also fickle. You may stray repeatedly, as your wandering eye will lead you into temptations that you cannot resist. You expect a certain degree of forgiveness for your indiscretions that, sadly, will not be forthcoming from your army of lovers. Your total immersion in the love process can make it easier for others to overlook your egocentric behavior, although this emotional immunity will only take you so far, so you'd better watch yourself.
Year of the Goat

Year of the Goat

The male Goat is a curious, rather than a strictly passionate person. To you, the emotional aspect of sex is as important as the physical aspect: no one night stands for you! You will be hurt and confused if your partner does not reciprocate your emotional commitment to the relationship. You prefer a long, drawn-out game of sexual intrigue, with mannerisms drawn straight from an eighteenth-century novel, in order to satisfy your desire for delicacy and elegance in your love life. Initially you will be timid and uncertain with any one you may identify as a potential new bedmate. You must be certain that you are the apple of your intended's eye, and that there is nobody else in the equation to share the limelight.
Year of the Monkey

Year of the Monkey

The Monkey male is not a prude and has a definite appetite for sex in all of its many forms. You are an inventive and imaginative lover as in all things, and demand that your lover be interesting as a conversationalist as well as a sexual acrobat: good luck finding such perfection! You will soon tire of any relationship that is based purely upon the physical. You have great difficulty remaining faithful to even the best of partners, as you crave novelty and are always of the assumption that the grass will greener on the other side of the fence. Learn to appreciate what you have, and you will have less unnecessary turmoil in your life. At the first sign of trouble, your flight response will automatically kick in. Resist this urge and work things out!
Year of the Rooster

Year of the Rooster

The male Rooster is bold, ostentatious and supremely confident in the sack. You are a whirling ball of pure ego, however, and you always have priority in your own eyes. You are every adept at the arts of seduction, and usually have no trouble in finding suitable partners for your emotional outlets: you make yourself necessary and then completely satisfy the object of your affections, thus obtaining another in a long string of lovers. You are not the monogamous sort. You justify your infidelities by blaming your many consorts for not paying enough attention to you in the first place, thus soothing your none-too-tender conscience. You will only truly pay attention to the truly exceptional specimens in the field.
Year of the Dog

Year of the Dog

The male Dog is a sensual and passionate person who values companionship and trust above the physical act of love. You would rather have tenderness as compared to a meaningless series of cheap flings, but it seems as though life is not willing to oblige you at times. Your pursuit of meaning in the person of another is so intense at times as to scare off all of the potential candidates. You are even wary of the ideal match, since the slightest tinge of infidelity will destroy all your cherished illusions of true love, you may very well proceed to poison the wellsprings of the relationship with unwarranted suspicions. You are overly anxious for your partner's unconditional approval and will do anything to please them.
Year of the Pig

Year of the Pig

The male Pig is both amorous and frankly sensual: you prefer to express your copious reservoirs of emotion in a deliberately physical manner. You are not shy about sex, and able to communicate your needs and wants to your partner in an efficient manner. Should the chosen one reject you, you have no problem fulfilling your needs with a temporary partner until a new love wanders into your life. Until you finally settle down, and Pigs are destined for marriage in the end, you will experience a series of up-and-down affairs, each one ending in a worse shambles for you than the last. When you've finally had enough, you'll head for the altar. But none of your escapades will ever manage to depress you for long, as Pigs are naturally lighthearted souls.

Sex (Men) · Western Horoscope

Aries

Aries

For the Aries male, sex can be as much about the chase as it can be about the final conquest. You see intercourse as an achievement. In fact, one might go so far as to say that you see each act as another notch on your belt. You need a partner that will stand up to the challenge that you offer: boredom in sex is the surest turn-off that can possibly occur for you. You are a visual lover, and need a pretty exterior to get your juices flowing. Any sexual partner that you might have must be stylish and debonair, whether in or out of their clothes. Don't get caught up into thinking that your partner is some sort of rival, or that sex is a contest with a clearly defined winner and loser. Once this occurs, all the fun is lost. Try to keep the process playful.
Taurus

Taurus

A Taurus male regards sex as one of the most natural pleasures in the world, and you need a steady diet of it in order to keep from becoming grouchy! Nudity is no shame for you, as you feel completely comfortable inside of your skin regardless of how you look in terms of artificial standards of attraction. Sex is never some sort of power game for you: it is always about maximum pleasure for both yourself and your partner. Nothing kinky here, either: you prefer to play it straight down the middle. You have a tendency to prefer sexual partners with a bit of meat on their bones, as those with excessive slimness tend to evoke unpalatable visions of pedophilia in your mind. You take all your entertainments seriously, and sex is no exception!
Gemini

Gemini

When the Gemini male makes love, you often use it as an outlet for all of your seething inner emotional turmoil. You enjoy variety in bed, with plenty of new and interesting positions: you're the sort who'll run through the entire Kama Sutra, then turn it upside down and work your way back to page one. You are often more interested in the closeness and companionship that accompany sex than the sexual act itself. You enjoy all the silly romantic apparatus of an affair, and as long as you get your required amount of sack time, it all tends to come up roses, at least until familiarity and the inevitable boredom rear their ugly twin heads. Then you're prone to hit the road, until your next encounter.
Cancer

Cancer

For the Cancer male, love and sex are one and the same: you find it impossible to engage in making love to a person with whom you are not in love in the passionate sense. You don't care for a complicated sex life, so you tend to fix upon the absolute ideal mate and stay with them for as long as possible (try not to pick someone who does not feel the same way about things as you do, you tend to blow everything out of proportion with those who are merely looking for a moment's good time). You may experience certain physiological problems unless you are thoroughly relaxed and secure in your love nest, so it's important for you to make sure that all the right doors are locked and the phone is off the hook. Don't let performance anxiety add to the problem: the more you want it to happen, the less it will happen.
Leo

Leo

The Leo male regards the sexual act as a personal playground: you feel free and unrestrained, and are willing to try plenty of new positions, even some that you've just made up on the spot. In fact, for you it's all about the ego tripping and self-glorification of the conquest, to the extent that you may neither know nor care about your partner's satisfaction, or even their name. Selfish? Perhaps, but you sure promise, and deliver, a wild ride, such that their partner may wind up feeling rather flattered despite themselves. Any idea of incapacity is anathema to you, and if you do experience anything along those lines, you will be too mortified to consider seeking professional help, preferring to keep it a secret. You enjoy using sex to make new friends.
Virgo

Virgo

The Virgo male will tend to engage in the sexual act only with those who have won their confidence: you like to keep everything on the q.t. to avoid spreading rumors, beneficial or otherwise. When you do hit the hay it is an act performed to a standard of strict natural purity, which isn't nearly half as grim as it sounds, as you have great deal of authentic zest for sex that it takes the right person to reveal. You are definitely the marrying kind, and have no problem with long periods of celibacy as you search for that special someone, which could take a while, as your standards are exacting. You have an abiding interest in sexual technique, and may take great pains to assemble a library of reference works with which to bone up on your technique in an idle minute.
Libra

Libra

When the male Libra makes love it is not always a passionate experience, unless your mind is fully on the task at hand: otherwise the intellectual attentions wander, and you will be thinking about something else before you know it. You appear to be calm, confident and in control most of the time, but you often suffer from a lack of confidence with regard to your abilities. This is not to say that you aren't interested in sex: you are. But the influence of the mass media has presented you with images of perfect beauty and unattainable desire, and you have a hard time finding people in real life that can possibly match up to these impossible standards. You are addicted to the idea, and the reality of the situation can often depress you, which affects your performance.
Scorpio

Scorpio

The male Scorpio associates the sexual act with two-part process: the desire to cathartically express and expunge the seething mass of pent-up passions within your mind, coupled with the desire to erase oneself completely, to lose oneself in the act and so, in effect, "die" for a one brief moment. This coupling of sex and death is most readily intelligible and necessary for you, although you'd have a hard time explaining it to your partners. It certainly makes sexual intercourse very important for you: Scorpio males are the most oversexed members of the entire Western Zodiac. You are always forthright and sincere in your expression of either love or lust, without leading your partner into the wrong conclusions. You also enjoy a variety of techniques.
Sagittarius

Sagittarius

The male Sagittarius regards the realm of sexual endeavor as another adventure to be enjoyed and another world to conquer. You enjoy going out on a limb for love, and this may lead to exhibitionism in some pretty extravagant public locales: be sure to have a good explanation if caught! You enjoy foreplay, and are good at it, as you are very much the touchy-feely sort, with a lot of cuddling and caressing both before and after the main event. Common intellectual interests are a sine qua non for you, because without them you can't even begin to imagine the sort of closeness of mind that must, in your book, precede a closeness of the body. In some cases, a great big hug can be worth ten times its weight in more intimate behavior to you, when it comes to the expression of inner emotions.
Capricorn

Capricorn

The male Capricorn knows no distinction between love and sex: you prefer to combine the two whenever possible. Casual sex is not for you, as you are the marrying kind with a vengeance. Capricorns mate for life, and enjoy large families, so you'd better prepare yourself for your patriarchal duties. A few wild oats may be sown when young, but all in all, you're better off settling down, seeing as how a stable family life will provide you with the support (and incentive) you need to advance your career. You will know by instinct when you have found the correct partner for yourself, and when you do, sex will transform itself into a magic ritual that results in complete and total fulfillment. This is what you aim at in the act of love: total satisfaction of both partners.
Aquarius

Aquarius

The male Aquarius prefers to approach sex as more of an intellectual pursuit than a physical pursuit. Hygiene and contraception are paramount in your gallery of erotic practices. A little bit goes a long way with you: you find intimacy distasteful and "would not find sex so objectionable were it not for its contactual aspect." Verbal quarreling can take the place for you of other, more tangible demonstrations of togetherness, although your partner might neither understand nor enjoy this approach to the relationship. You do a great deal of personal soul-searching, but have a very difficult time in appreciating the thought processes of others. You are rarely if ever jealous: you yourself have been known to experiment with "extracurricular activities" from time to time.
Pisces

Pisces

The male Pisces considers the act of love an outlet more for romantic feelings than for profane desires. You are less interested in sex than in the mutual expressions of caring that precede and follow intercourse. This doesn't mean that you are disinterested in the subject. Indeed, you may seek (and find) several lovers simultaneously, but much of your predilection can be chalked up to a need for personal reassurance regarding your abilities. As a member of the most compassionate Sign of the Western Zodiac, you will show a deep and true love for a partner who has mental problems or physical deformities. Any traumatic event that may occur for your beloved will be immediately consoled away by you, preferably in the horizontal position.