A full reading for Rat × Gemini meeting Monkey × Scorpio is on the way. In the meantime, the score above is computed from the canonical element matrix and sign-cycle distance, and the profiles below cover each side individually.
Others had better keep an eye on you for your Rat-induced tendency to become that which they fear most -- a terminally self-obsessed egomaniac! A social hummingbird with zest to spare, you're an erratic lothario (courtesy of your Gemini heritage) who is only in it for the cheap thrills. Long-term relationships are anathema to you -- Rat/Geminis suffer from an extremely abbreviated attention span. Generous to a fault as far as your friends are concerned, you also tend to spread the wealth by treating your social calendar as a vast game of "musical chairs," with different participants every week.
Lying, cheating and stealing? Certainly not! The Monkey/Scorpio prefers the words embellishing, streamlining and borrowing, but what's in a word? Self-control is not your strong suit, but you'd better learn some fast or you may find yourself operating on the wrong side of the law before you know it. The Scorpio admixture tends to bring out the Monkey's dishonest side, and we all know this crafty simian can be the rudest beast in the zoo if not kept on a tight leash.