A full reading for Rat × Gemini meeting Monkey × Aries is on the way. In the meantime, the score above is computed from the canonical element matrix and sign-cycle distance, and the profiles below cover each side individually.
Others had better keep an eye on you for your Rat-induced tendency to become that which they fear most -- a terminally self-obsessed egomaniac! A social hummingbird with zest to spare, you're an erratic lothario (courtesy of your Gemini heritage) who is only in it for the cheap thrills. Long-term relationships are anathema to you -- Rat/Geminis suffer from an extremely abbreviated attention span. Generous to a fault as far as your friends are concerned, you also tend to spread the wealth by treating your social calendar as a vast game of "musical chairs," with different participants every week.
The Monkey/Aries is quite the chatterbox, and this unique ability to communicate at high volume (in both senses of the word) is both the blessing and the bane of your existence. It's easy for you to make friends and influence people -- just sidle up and say whatever comes next, whether it's at the bar or behind the podium. Have no fear; the words will always come naturally to you.